political satirist Barry Crimmins
Just Say Slogans!
Tuesday, March 04, 2008
How many campaign slogans has Hillary Clinton used during her run for the 2008 Democratic Presidential bid?
I can recall several, including:
"I'm in to Win!"
"Let the Conversation Begin"
"Ready For Change- Ready to Lead"
"Working for Change, Working for You"
"Experienced Leadership for a Change"
"Strengthening America"
"Ready on Day One"
"Renewing the Promise of America"
"Help make History"
And if she survives today's primaries, her campaign has several new mottoes ready to roll out, including...
"Nobody's Ever Suggested She's a Muslim"
"A Slogan For Every Supporter"
"Keep Hopelessness Alive!"
"Vote For Hillary Because Likability is a Liability"
"Live From New York's Senator, It Is Tuesday Night Alibis!"
and of course
"Two...Two...Two Presidents In One!"
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Lisa N.Wednesday, March 5th 2008 9:22PM
She had another slogan "Solutions for America" which someone pointed out sounds like something you pick up at the pharmacy. I can't remember who said it.
How about:
Slogans for America
That's all I can think of right now, but it could be a good one. I bet she'd run it if it tested well.
Arvin HillWednesday, March 5th 2008 1:36PM
"Unity. Or else."
"Death From Above."
"Hillary: Because principles just get in the way."
"Misogyny kills."
"Digging a deeper hole. Together."
"Making history. Redefining history. That's ancient history."
"Inspiration Through Droning."
"Some of her best friends are Negroes."
"Hillary: Because Hope Is For Morons."
"Doing more with less Constitution."
"Automatic Healthcare Payroll Deductions
For A Brighter Tomorrow."
"Victory Over Everything."
"If Hillary loses, Chris Matthews wins."
"Keeping the world safe for hedge funds."
"Hillary: Just as brutal as the big boys."
"Opportunism with a heart."
"Hillary has the experience. Well, her and McCain."
"Caring Through Incarceration."
"Lifting America up by taking potheads down."
"A Unitary Executive Worthy of The Title."
"Hillary: Whiter. Brighter. Fighter."
"The meek shall scorch the earth."
"Strength Through Polysyllabic Triangulation."
"An old lady for a new era."
"Hillary: Because conscience is a liability."
"Submission or incarceration. Your choice, buddy."
"Special Interests Are Better Than None At All."
"Hillary: Because cyanide is the easy way out."
"Pragmatism means never having to say you're sorry."
"Still Feeling Your Pain."
"Hillary: She's Really Persistent."
"Ball buster. Bunker buster. Budget Buster."
"An amoral president for an amoral people."
"Hillary: For A Smarter Surveillance Apparatus."
"Freedom Through Authoritarianism."
"Did I mention the hedge funds?"
"Today, Iraq. Tomorrow, Iraq."
"Hillary: Because She Isn't Going Away."
"Eat my titanium panties, Barack Hussein Obama."
J.Thomas DuffyWednesday, March 5th 2008 11:02AM
Just Say Slogans inspired our Garlic Weekly Survey Poll ... Vote on which of Barry's Hillary slogans works the best ...
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CRayWednesday, March 5th 2008 7:18AM
"It's about us! It's about America! But mostly...
IT'S ABOUT ME!"
csmithTuesday, March 4th 2008 8:12PM
"It's the momentum, stupid"
rob payneTuesday, March 4th 2008 4:18PM
"Help rewrite history"
"I'm in to win money"
"I've already helped to murder half of a million Iraqi children and I'll be ready on day one to kill more"
"Let the propaganda begin"
"Renewing the promise of my bank account"
"Ready for change, brother can you spare a dime?"
Here are some for Obama…
"Hope without change"
"Ready on day one to cover up the housing bubble scandal"
"I took money from lobbyists but I didn't inhale"
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